Small Electronics UV Sanitizer : $9.95
Attention all clean freaks! Yes, that means you Mr. and/or Mrs. OCD.
This product wants to cure your fear for all the unknown bacteria and germs in the world! Did you know the warmth of your phone creates the perfect environment for germs to live? Now just consider how many germs may be lurking there (oh, the horror!!!!). And yes, these last two sentences came directly from the product description. What a great narrative to make you afraid to use your cell phone!
Never touch your phone again... you will DIE. You must sanitize your phone in 5 minutes (yes, 5 minutes) with this product for the sanitizing to be effective. The time you spend everyday sanitizing your phone will be greater than the time spent in the hospital to cure the devastating infection you might contract from using your cell phone sans UV scrubbing.
But we know fear drives your decisions... BUY this before it is TOO LATE!
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