If you never want to leave your house again and still have social contact with other people then the Xbox Live Gold Card is your top product choice. Spend endless hours lurking Facebook through your Xbox, watching all the classics on Netflix from your bean bag chair, and engage in shit-talking to 14 year olds as you blast their faces off in Call of Duty.
Note: Does not come with a supply of Jolt Cola, Ramen or a hot plate to heat up said Ramen. You will still have to make trips to the kitchen and bathroom.
Second Note: This is the cheapest this card will most likely ever be, Microsoft is such an asshole and keeps upping the price of a service that really should be free. $59.99 is the MSJP "manufacturers suggested jerk price".
Third Note: If you want to start complete social isolation supplement Xbox Live with an MMORPG such as World of Warcraft.
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